Magic Dollar Shoppe

by The Size Queens

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    Get all 8 The Size Queens releases available on Bandcamp and save 50%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Between the Cheeks, To The Country, Save the Plant!, Consumption Work: Tammy, Cybertariat, At The Aral Sea, Appetite For Redaction, Magic Dollar Shoppe, Is It IN Yet?, and III. , and , .

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  • SOLD OUT Compact Disc in Shitty Jewel Case!
    Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Because we are so literal, we are providing this great opportunity to actually purchase a physical item for a dollar! Our very own Dollar Shoppe! Of course, we do have to charge postage and handling, but the disc--cheaply designed--really is just $1.00! And you thought things were bad? Not if you're a Size Queens fan. Go ahead, buy without guilt!

    Includes unlimited streaming of Magic Dollar Shoppe via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Follow the blue light special down the rabbit hole... Magic Dollar Shoppe evokes a world of childhood trauma and adult excesses--mixing table tennis, benzoes, airport terminals and retro porn in a distorting mirror of the last 40 years. The riots of 1968, Plastic Bertrand and X-Ray Spex, Meg Ryan movies and sleep number beds are all displayed behind the same freezer glass. Magic Dollar Shoppe is at once a vision of a picked-over world of salacious objects and a personal journey from alienation to perverse satisfaction. Demonstrating a musical vocabulary that suggests Bowie, Tuxedooon, The Velvet Underground, with lyrics that seem to hearken back to the irreverence of The Buzzcocks, Blondie and albums like Kaleidoscope, The Size Queens continue to unsettle, confound and uplift.The Size Queens was formed in 2006 after Klein and Mullen decided to ditch practicing and do what they enjoy most: improvising and recording songs with friends.


released April 14, 2008

The Size Queens are…
Adam Klein [VOCALS] formerly of the bands Roman Evening and Glasstown, both of which he formed with Michael Mullen. He’s the author of the novel, Tiny Ladies; the short story collection, The Medicine Burns; and the artist monograph, Jerome: After the Pageant.
Michael Mullen [KEYS] He is the solo artist behind the band Pocket Shelley. His new record Glockenspiel and Other Love Songs will be released soon!
Nicole Brodsky [GUITAR] is a poet and teacher and plays bass for Apopca Darkroom.
Chip Dalby [DRUMS] is the singer and guitar player for The Tender Few.
Tim Mooney [BASS] [GUITAR] is the former producer and drummer for American Music Club and is the producer of both Magic Dollar Shoppe and the freshman Size Queens CD, Is It IN Yet?
Other special guests include Roshy Kheshti and Sara Cassetti [formerly of The Ebb and Flow] ; Abel Mouton and Matt Seiling [formerly The Seedy Naturalists] ; John Murry [Bob Frank & John Murry] ; Carlos Forster [formerly leader of For Stars, now the solo artist behind the new Hush CD, "Family Trees"] on backing vocals.


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